Idiot! Idiot! Idiot!
Congrats, you got lucky on the first day.
Meaning?
I mean, our madam starts her day by slapping someone.
Madam's astrologer... that...
...Feng-shui people say that the first...
...person who gets slapped by madam...
...is very lucky. He becomes a big director.
But why did she slap me?
Everything is done thrice here.
And you saluted just once.
Now don't err again or else you'll be fired.
Got it?
Yes. - What?
Yes. Yes. Yes.
Yes!
Madam, 325 episode of Kyun Ki Saas Bhi Thi Bhari is ready.
We reshoot the heroine in dark blue ear rings as you said.
And madam...
No, no. Reshoot it.
Instead of dark green use yellow ear rings.
And add three more diamonds in them.
Priest said that planets have changed their positions.
But heroine fainted thrice and is hospitalized.
She can't shoot.
Idiot. Change the storyline.
And put the character in hospital too.
And after sending her to hospital start her real treatment.
Yes... - But I want yellow ear rings.
It will give us more advantage.
God forbid, if...
...our heroine acts smart...
...then we'll show these shots of hospital...
...we'll show her dead in the serial.
The way we did we most of our actors...
...who tried to play tricks with me.
Madam, you're really genius.
I know that.
Madam, for 'Kahi Kisi Ki Khoj', I've called 72 old women.
Please finalize them.
For that role cast my driver's daughter, Kaushalya.
But she's 17 years old.
So?
Total of her birth date is my lucky number.
Ok. But for a role of 119 years old granny...
...17 years young girl...
Why not?
I want to fill grannies of this country with new vigour.
I want to inspire them.
You've already done that.
Many senior citizen aunties...
...have given up temple and worship...
...and going to beauty parlors and casting agents.
And they don't even fear casting couch, madam.
You're really genius, madam.
She knows it. - Sorry.
Good morning, Anekta.
No, it's not good. It's bad.
I can see from the face.
What's written in this letter?
Scum!
How dare they!
Go and tell them...
...Lalaji telefilms doesn't run moon Tv...
...but moon Tv runs Lalaji telefilms. - You've said it wrong.
Moon Tv doesn't run Lalaji. ...Lalaji runs moon Tv.
I mean, whatever.
I'm the queen of Indian television.
And how dare they...
...give such a threatening letter to me.
My 39 shows are running on diff channels. - Yes.
And 11 more shows will come.
This moon Tv...
...doesn't know Lalaji telefilms.
I'll teach them a lesson.
Go and make all the shows of moon Tv to shut down.
Now Lalaji telefilms will boycott moon Tv.
She'll mess with programs.
She'll fight with channels.
Any problems? Say it aloud.
No, madam. I was saying...
...that this channel wants to mess with you.
Madam, they don't know...
...that you can shut their channels too.
But madam, you're queen of Indian television.
And queen should be generous and forgive the innocent people.
And madam, you shouldn't get involved with such people.
You've already fought with...
I mean, you've taken big challenges with them.
This is nothing.
I'm sure, something will work out.
Sometimes I saw in shade...
Sometimes I saw in sun...
Sometimes I saw in shade...
Sometimes I saw in sun...
I've seen life in diff forms.
It is filled with merriment and problems.
The season is erratic too.
What's this world?
Idiot box! Idiot box!
There is disloyalty in name of loyalty.
There is celebration and mourning too.
There is disloyalty in name of loyalty.
There is celebration and mourning too.
Relationships are shattered now.
There is fake Lalaji in very heart.
Trust is in danger.
What's this world?
Idiot box! Idiot box!
Everyone is estranged here.
Even kin is unaware of us.
Everyone is estranged here.
Even kin are unaware of us.
There is a mask on every face.
Eyes hold illusions.
There is dilemma too.
What's this world?
Idiot box! Idiot box!
Mr. Rajnikant Bose who was once CEO of moon Tv...
...gave your reference.
He said that in Kolkatta in his Bengali channel...
...you brought record improvement in...
...TRPs of many shows on channels.
I want you to join my production house.
As a creative director.
And work the same magic here.
Yeah. I'll try. - That...
What's your name?
Shu... - Shubrojit Chakravarty.
God! It's a real tongue twister.
I'll call you Shu...
Shu? - Yes.
No...
No issue.
Ok. - Shu is fine.
Shu is good. Let's start with Shu.
S for shooting. S for success.
S is very good.
Shu, you'll get the scripts and DvDs...
...of previous episodes of this show.
But before that I need your personal details. - Yeah.
I'm written everything in my resume.
I know that.
But besides that I need your birth date, time and place...
...and horoscopes, lineage, planetary positions...
...and even the exact spelling of your name.
Submit all these details to Nandita.
I've some rules that I always follow.
When I work with a new employee...
...I match our horoscopes.
If our horoscopes matches...
...then our alliance will be fixed.
Excuse me.
Alliance of employee and employer.
Of servant and boss. Ok?
Sure.
I mean sure.
What the...
Let's go.
You're not doing it right.
What did I do?
You don't Lalaji me.
Nandita, who told you this?
Why are you so insecure, my Lalaji?
I'm always with you.
Then why did you appoint one more creative director?
You don't trust me anymore.
Nandita, you're so over worked.
You don't even get time for your self.
How much will you work?
Have you even seen your face in mirror?
You look pale.
You need to go on a holiday.
And relax.
Ok? So I should holiday alone.
Ok, dear.
I'll find some time for you, but...
...you should always remember...
...you're an assets in Lalaji Telefilms.
You were, you're and you'll be in this company.
With me. - Thank you so much.
And nobody can snatch your right from here.
Thanks, Anekta.
But thank me later.
On v alentine's day.
Ok? - Why?
Because on that day I'll give you a surprise gift.
Surprise gift? Tell me.
Not now, later. - Please tell me.
I said not now. Nandita.
Ok.
On v alentine's day I'll gift you BMW car.
Wow! BMW.
Yes. - Really? - Yes.
Oh thanks a lot, Anekta! I Lalaji you so much.
I Lalaji you too.
So Shu our show is 'Kabhi Yeh Kabhi Woh'.
And your have around 52 episodes...
...to improve its TRP.
Put new ideas, change storyline and actors.
But revive this show.
If in 52 episodes we succeed in increasing...
...the TRP of this show...
...then moon Tv can't move us from prime time.
And we'll win the challenge.
And they'll get a befitting reply of their threatening letter.
And you'll get 5 million reward from me.
Anekta Kapoor hasn't left anything.
Extra-marital affair. Done.
Rebirth. Done.
Supernatural, ruse in families, plastic surgery...
...rape, murder...
...everything is covered...
...in many serials for thousand of times.
What has she left for me?
Son Subrojit...
...you won't win this time.
Hi.
Hello. - Hello.
You came to stay in Lalaji flats.
Yes.
Fantastic. Then it'll be fun. - Why?
I mean to say, myself Miss Tv Mirchandani.
Miss...
How could I miss that?
I'm Subrojit Chakravarty.
V ery pleased to meet you Mr. Subrojit Chakravarty.
Subro is fine.
I'll call you Subo.
You came to live in Lalaji telefims' flat.
It mean you must be a big gun there.
Not, I'm a small pistol.
New creative head.
Oh my God! Tell me, will Antara give birth to son or a boy?
I'm sorry. I didn't get it.
Tell me, who is the real father of her child?
I won't tell anyone.
I don't even know Antara, how can I say?
You don't know Antara. - No.
You must know Pragya.
Ok, when is Pragya's second husband marrying...
...her third husband's second wife?
Actually I'm new in this city.
I don't know Antara and Pragya.
Do you really work in Lalaji telefilms?
Yes, I live in their flat so I work there.
Then you know Pragya of 'Kahani Ulfat Ki'...
...and Antara of 'Iska Kasur Uske Sar'.
Sorry, actually I've joined yesterday so...
...I don't know anything besides my show.
You're new? - Yes. - Ok.
I'll tell you what's the problem in which program.
First in your serial, 'Kabhi Yeh Kabhi Woh'...
...is boring. Do something about it.
Or I'll stop watching that program. I warn you.
Now I must go. I'm getting late for office.
See you later. - Ok.
I'm your neighbour.
But come at day. Not at night. - Why?
Because at night I watch Tv programs.
How sweet! - Thank you.
Bye. - Halt.
Don't move. Hello.
I m Karuna Sindhur Jagatpati.
Secretary of this society.
One more mockery in the name of humanity.
Did you say anything?
Yes. What a name?
Suits you!
I'm Subrojit Chakravarty and I must go.
I know.
You're not married, you must be having affairs.
Excuse me. What?
Because your name means that...
Chakravarty.
Your name is Jagapati so are you husband of every woman.
Nonsense.
I'm still a bachelor.
But I want to marry one.
Listen carefully.
You live alone. - Yes.
So don't make any din.
No parties.
Don't bring girls.
And don't try to peep at neighbours.
Oh my God.
Madam, in a tight close up...
Sorry, this was too much.
In close up...
...Rashmi looks into Raj's eyes and says...
...Raj, don't you remember anything.
That paper boat. That rain water...
...waiting at bus stop.
Writing letters secretly.
Looking into eyes... - Oh no!
Utter nonsense. Totally rubbish!
It's mythological melodrama.
Of ancient times.
Do youngsters talk like this?
They talk half in English and half in Hindi.
I want Hinglish, man.
But madam, the girl from village will talk in Hindi?
Shut up! I said, who is the EP of this show?
Yes, madam.
Tomorrow morning at 3, meet me with this writer.
I'll dictate all the dialogues of this show.
Ok, madam.
So Shu, what about our story track?
Any new development. - Yes.
About our lead protagonist...
...I've thought of a new track.
What's the track? Tell me.
I think we can incorporate a nice emotional track here.
We'II...
No, no, no.
Glycerin bill is more than petrol bill of my car.
Shu, let's do something new and diff.
Think, Shu. And think fast.
Because you don't have much time.
Miss Mirchandani, what's going on?
I'm watching a serial. - Come in. I'll show you.
I'm fine here. My brains is at place too.
Do you know your din is disturbing the entire building?
Can't you lower the volume of your Tv?
How can I? I spend money to buy such nice speakers.
If I lower the volume, how can I listen to the dialogue?
Your ear needs to be treated.
You treat your brains.
If I don't watch serials, how will I live?
It's futile to talk to you.
So don't talk to me.
Oh dear!
She's strange!
Good... good morning.
Are you done?
What... I didn't get it.
If you like to stare, wear dark glasses.
If you ogle like this you'll get whacked someday.
Excuse me, you're getting me wrong. I was...
I wasn't staring you. I was just...
Actually... - What?
Whom were you staring?
There is nobody else here. Obviously you were staring me.
Look, you...
You're right. I was looking at you.
Actually you're so beautiful...
...forgive the mistake of my eyes.
Filmy? - No. Not filmy...
...slightly diff.
Television.
I do serials. Tv serials.
No wonder! It's all one and the same.
But you're just known differently.
Yes, because we're so confident.
Yes... no. I think you're too loud.
Anyway, I'm Subrojit Chakravarty.
I'm Sumona Rai.
You're Bengali. - You're too.
Brahmin. Where do you stay? - Baliganj.
And if you talk to in Hindi it will be nice.
I'm practicing to talk in Hindi.
Yes, sure. Why not?
So you're from South Kolkatta.
All the snobs of Kolkatta live there.
No wonder you're so hot... I mean angry.
You mean I'm a snob and hot-headed.
Yes. - Where do you stay?
I think in Nupur. - Excuse me.
Shyam Bazar. Proper Kolkatta. Real Kolkatta.
What's your South Kolkatta?
Some years ago it was a forest of foxes. Now owls are there.
And your North Kolkatta?
All are wild and ill mannered.
Whether it's Manhattan or Mumbai, they won't change.
Excuse me. How did I misbehave with you?
Such attitude. Such temperament. Why?
First of all, don't scare me with your big eyes.
And secondly, don't talk as if I'm an old lady.
And thirdly...
...this is your car?
You stand in front of such a big car and... - Wait.
Excuse me.
Sit, madam.
Where can I drop you?
That's better.
Yes.
So like an ideal Indian woman...
...you too must be watching Tv serials?
No. I'm not so ideal to watch those junks.
God!
You're Bengali.
And you don't watch Tv serials. So what do you watch?
Football match.
No, I watch news, not serials.
And I don't like all this rubbish! Yours...
...listless, homeless, serial soaps, every soaps.
I don't like them. - Thank you.
By the way, I know the time when your office starts.
Tell me, when should I pick you up?
America?
You show America in Indian sentiments in your daily soaps.
They wear Indian attires.
But they act like Americans.
I mean, one woman marries 5 times. 5 husbands.
And those husbands have so many things... it's so disgusting.
Come on, Sumana. These things works nowadays.
All the ladies are glued to Tv to watch this. What can we do?
And that's why you glorify it...
...in the name of sacrifice so that all...
...the stupid women tread on that path.
What an example you're setting so the society?
I mean... nonsense.
Sumana, all the channels, production houses...
...are here for business. Money.
If they show agriculture programs and documentaries...
...on Indian toilet system...
...then who will watch our channels.
Anyway, you're aware towards the society and country.
Tell me, what program should be show?
Please give me your valuable suggestion.
What and why should I tell you?
Come on.
You're creative head of the biggest production house of India.
So you should think of that.
What can I think and say to you?
I mean... show the truth of a common man.
Maybe your work will be done.
You... - Shut up! Just shut up!
Listen, you...
What are you trying to do in my society, villain?
Excuse me.
First of all you push me in my house and then you accuse me.
What am I doing? - Listen.
Don't try to act smart. - What?
I told you earlier...
...my society is a clean society.
Neat and clean.
What were you doing with that girl?
That... that girl.
She too is clean. She bathes everyday.
Of course. Yes.
Listen. Don't try to trick me with words.
What are you doing with that girl?
Affair? - Just hold on please.
I'm having an affair...
...but the thing...
...that you're doing with Mirchandani, what's that.
Mirchandani? - Yes. - What are you talking about?
Miss Mirchandani.
Excuse me.
Look, you may be old...
...but I'm not less experienced.
Don't do that.
I'll do something like your wild beasts.
By the way, how long have you been trying to woo her?
For many days.
For many days? Yet nothing happened.
Don't worry. I'm here. Something will happen now.
Thank you.
It's ok. - Thank you very much.
Help me, God! Please.
Excuse me.
What? What do you mean?
Miss Mirchandani. What's this?
What are you doing in my house at this time in fancy dress?
You just called me.
I didn't call you.
Just now you prayed to God... - That...
Ah!
Why are you laughing?
My mother said that if I work for Tv, I'll go mad.
I've gone mad. So I'm laughing.
I'm your audience. TRP.
I'm like a God to you.
Actually God has given Tv department to me.
It's not easy for God to understand your Tv programs.
So I came to answer your prayers.
It could be true too.
I shouldn't take chance. No, you...
Why don't you sit down?
Please come. Will you've something hot or cold?
I'm very busy today.
I've to go to the people of other channels too.
They too are crying just like you.
Tell me, what do you want?
Mother... mother, have mercy on me.
Give me some idea. Please.
Give me such an idea that your position improves in my serial.
TRP should sky-rocket. Please.
You're stuck in the plot of serial.
Everything will be fine. I'll handle that.
Just apply oil and go to sleep.
Ok?
Now...
I got it, mother.
First, madam...
Hello. - Hello, madam.
Madam, I got the idea.
I'll narrate the first episode of 52 episodes tomorrow.
It's already tomorrow. It's 5 am.
Oh sorry. I'm so sorry.
Actually I was so excited...
...in my dreams... I mean I thought of such an idea...
...that I called you without looking at the time. I'm sorry.
No problem.
If you want you came meet me now.
I'm ready for work all the time.
No, madam.
There is some problem.
It depends on a lots of interesting factor.
So it'll take time to develop, but...
Tomorrow... I mean today during the day...
...I'll narrate you the first episode. Definitely. Positively.
Hi.
I... I said hi.
Excuse me. You're talking to me.
No. I was talking to these buttons.
Of course I said hi to you.
I mean, why are you pulling my legs in the morning?
Did I say something wrong?
Do I know you.
Subro, what's the problem?
Let me... - Let me... - Let me explain.
You're making the mistake which others make.
What? - I'm not Subro.
Subro is my elder brother.
He's elder to me by a minute.
59 seconds to be precise.
I'm Obrojit Chakravarty.
I came from Kolkatta last night.
Are you fooling me?
Look, madam. We neither talk casually on first meeting...
...nor fool anyone as you just said.
Ok, I mean you... - Ooro.
May I know your name please?
Sumana.
Charming! Good day.
You know what Sangeeta...
...I can't believe it.
Twins could be so identical?
And it's not even a film.
It's possible.
But I think he's pulling your leg.
I really hope not.
Because if he's doing this, I'll whack him up.
But why would he do so?
He'll know it better.
By the way, tell me did Subro phone you today? - No.
Not even once.
Then why don't you phone him and meet him.
But his brother Obrojit told me that he's shooting.
It means you believed him that they're twin brothers.
Thank you. - Ok, sorry.
Don't be angry. And phone Subro.
New plot is coming. Just hear me out.
Now we'll show that Savitr's daughter, Rimjhim has grown up.
She's doing a job.
She lives alone in a flat in Lokhandwala.
Now we've to find a logic why she...
...lives alone leaving her family.
Come on, Shu.
If we get trapped by logic, we can't make a serial. - Of course.
Now Rimjhim lives alone because it's my wish.
I mean it's her wish.
Go on.
Fantastic. Problem solved.
Now here our hero Rohit enters.
Hello, boss.
Rohit comes to say in the same building as Rimjhim.
In a flat on the fifth floor.
And then Rohit and Rimjhim meet in a lift.
Now Rimjhim and Rohit come closer.
What they couldn't say, they read in each other's eyes.
Then one day, Rohit thinks of a prank.
On the second day when Rimjhim and Rohit meet in the lift...
...Rimjhim smiles and greets him.
Just say please. - Good morning.
Yes.
Do I know you?
But Rohit refuses to recognize her.
And says he's not are but Mohit, his twin brother...
...who came from Delhi last night.
Excellent.
Hello.
Hi, Subro. Where are you? What are you doing?
How could I answer the phone?
I was getting ideas from real life.
I mean, I was busy with shooting.
Where are you?
Ideas comes by themselves.
It doesn't inform before coming.
That's how Ooro is.
He too comes.
Anyway, he can't live without me.
He was offered a good job here.
He just dropped in.
But you never told me.
I've not told you many things, Sumana.
What? - I mean...
...you didn't give me a chance to tell you.
You always talk about me and my Tv serials.
Because Sumana hates Tv serials. - Right.
And...
What about Tv personnel?
What a timing?
Think of the devil... Ooro.
Yes, brother?
Sir, you told me to phone after half and hour so I phoned.
Yes, I heard. In the lift in the morning.
Lift? What are you saying, sir?
So? Lift?
Lift?
Sir, I think you're not well.
That mobile is a gift from me.
Gift?
Thank you, sir.
Can I go home now, sir?
No. Wait. Wait there.
I'll call you after half an hour.
Ok. Ok, sir. - Yes.
Crazy.
Sorry. - No problem.
So ladies. What's the program now?
Of course, we'll go home. - Fantastic.
So then...
Can I drop you?
I'll drop Sangeeta too on the way.
Keep the laptop.
Where is the mobile?
Here, sir. Near my heart.
I've kept it carefully.
Don't worry.
I don't care for your heart.
Give me the mobile back.
Ramji, give me the mobile.
Go and close the door. - What, sir?
Close the door. Don't just stand.
No, sir. I'm not like that.
You're getting me wrong. - What do you mean?
I swear... - Ramji, what are you doing? - I...
I don't want to work. - Why?
Wherever I go in Mumbai city...
...I find such males. What to say?
No, no, no.
I'm... - Ramji, you're getting me wrong. - No, sir.
Look... - I can't work here. - Ramji.
Look, relax. - No, sir. - Listen.
I want to talk to you. So I told you to close the door.
I too am not like that. Ok?
Sir... - It's about these two mobiles.
This is of Subro and this is of Ooro.
Relax.
Take this.
No, this is for mobile, nothing else.
Ok, sir. - Go.
Go. - Greetings.
Oh no!
Uncle, please.
Uncle, someone might hear you. Please.
Ok. - Control. - Ok.
But what a fantastic drama? - Thanks.
But please, I need your help in this and...
...it's a top secret. - Don't worry.
I'm with you in this war.
And being the secretary of the society...
...I'll take care that the watchman...
...sweeper and house keeper of building join you too.
You're...
Good. Thank you.
May I? - Come in.
All right. Everything is ready.
From 15th of next month we'll start shooting.
We want at least 10 episodes ready for shooting.
But, madam... hero and heroine aren't finalized.
How can we shoot on 15th?
Hero and heroine are cast.
You don't worry.
Hero and heroine of my show are cast.
Strange! I didn't even meet them.
But of course, you've cast them.
They must be fantastic. I'm sure.
No, Shu. I didn't cast them.
Astrologers...
...tarot card reader, Feng Shui experts...
...all of them cast them.
And Shu, you know...
...that casting at our place are done by them.
Hello.
So how do they look? - You must've obviously seen them.
Shu, I saw the girl's photo at the betel...
...leaf shop in front of our office.
It was on the poster of a tobacco ad.
Wow!
Looking at her I feel that she must...
...be the new heroine of our show.
When we asked the ad agency they said...
...her name starts with 'K' too.
And our priests did the rest by matching her horoscope.
And the hero came to deliver pizza in our office.
Name of pizza company was 'Kamino'.
And the name of pizza deliver boy was...
Kushal Kurdikar.
Now tell me, Shu...
...how could I let so many 'K's slip from my hands?
Why not? V ery nice.
So Kanekta...
I mean Anekta...
...acting...
What's that?
That... - I mean it will be done.
But the real thing is that their horoscopes...
...matches mine as well as yours.
Really?
Shu, now our TRP of our serial will skyrocket.
Just concentrate on writing. I'll do the rest.
Great. You've done everything.
Thank you.
Shu, wait. Sit.
Shu, until 52 episodes of our serials aren't completed...
...you should eat pumpkin and gourd.
And in breakfast you can eat dry fruits and snacks too.
Ok.
Can I eat 'Khari' (cookie)?
Shu, how can you eat Khari?
K... KHARI, khari.
Ok. Fine. You can eat it.
Khank you.
I mean thank you.
Bye.
What? Mohan Bagan won.
V ery good. East Bengal knows nothing.
Hi, Sumana. - Hi.
Sir. Your elder brother told me that he'd to leave suddenly.
You were sleeping so he didn't wake you up.
Ok. Thank you.
Oh! Ok.
How is your new job?
New job? But I still work for Lalaji.
Why?
No, you Subro... Ooro... - Oh!
You're confused like the watchman.
He thinks I'm Ooro.
Oh! - Don't mind. Shall we?
Yes, sure.
Ok, which company has Ooro joined?
Ooro...
He told me something...
Hey, what a coincidence?
He has joined this company. Jupiter Pharmaceuticals.
Oh! So he too works in the field of Pharmaceuticals.
No. He has a mental problem. He goes to take medicine.
Good. - What?
I mean, nice joke.
Actually I was thinking of changing my job.
And if he's in the same field, he can help me. Right?
Yeah. Of course. Why not?
Can you talk to him for me? - No.
I mean, come on. Are you joking, Sumana?
You've met.
You can talk to him.
Call him and... but...
...please call him during lunch hours.
Because he's very busy.
Or else he won't even answer the phone. He's rising up.
Obrojit Chakravarty here.
Hi, Ooro. This is Sumana here.
Sumana? Who?
Oh Sumana!
Hi, Sumana. What a surprise!
Rohit has created Mohit's character very wisely.
Rohit is very sophisticated, soft spoken and romantic.
But Mohit is very candid. Sarcastic.
You've an important work.
You can't tell me on the phone.
It'll be better if we could meet personally.
Only for a few minutes.
Ok. Then where can we meet?
Rimjhim was waiting for Mohit.
Mohit enters cafe at 4.30.
Hi, Sumana. How are you?
I'm fine. How are you?
Curious.
You phoned me suddenly so...
By the way, how did you get my phone number?
Your elder brother Subrojit gave me. - I see.
Actually I wanted to...
You called me only for introduction.
No.
It's not so. I need your help.
My help?
Lcome on, Sumana. I'm new in this city.
How can I help you?
Subro can help you. - No, Ooro. Only you can help me.
Now a new drama.
Rimjhim tells Mohit that she wants to change the job.
And she needs Mohit's help.
Obviously Mohit agrees.
Yes. Why not?
Give me your resume. I'll forward it to my CEO.
No, I'll come personally in your office to give my resume.
This way I can see your office too.
No. No. No.
No problem. No problem.
Now Mohit did't expect this.
He gets stuck. He gets tense.
But yet he handles the situation.
When can I come?
And where?
Do you've any visiting card?
Actaully I've just joined so...
...siting cards aren't printed yet.
Ok. - You're coming to office.
So I'll give you visiting card tomorrow.
Here we'll freeze the episode.
We've hooked the viewers here.
And viewers will be tense thinking how...
...will Mohit get the visiting card.
You wrote in your email that you want...
...to shoot in our office premise.
It's good news.
So you watch serials?
I don't, but my wife watches them. - Fantastic.
Tell me, what will we get if we give you permission to shoot.
Of course, besides pleasing my wife.
Our young hero...
...let's suppose he's a marketing manager in your company.
During office scenes he'll talk about your products.
And of course...
...Iogo of your company will be visible in every frame.
Oh yes!
No problem. I'm going to UK on 10th for a convention.
Great! - But I'll give the instructions.
You can shoot whenever you want.
Right, sir? Well...
By the way, Mr. Chakravarty...
...will their be any role for my wife in your serial?
Her left profile is just like Tulsi...
...and right profile is like Parvati.
And front profile?
Maybe like Granny.
And your name is Om Bajaj. What a coincidence!
I'll take your leave, sir.
By the way, can I get one visiting cards of yours? - Sure.
Sir, your elder brother said that he'll come late.
He was sleeping that's why he didn't disturb you.
Ok. Thank you.
Listen.
This watchman is strange.
He still can't differentiate between you two.
He still thinks you're Ooro.
You know why?
Because I'm Ooro.
Wait. You asked for my visiting card.
Yeah. - It's printed.
Here. I'll tell you when you can come.
Yeah.
By the way, I'm in a hurry. Can I drop you somewhere?
And here 10th episode freezes.
Wow, Shu!
You've worked magic.
Now we can go to 15th Floor.
Oh God! Thank you.
Or else I would've been floored.
Come on! Clap for Shu! - Yeah!
Are you done? - What?
If you like to stare at girls, you should wear dark glasses.
Or else some day you'll be whacked.
Cut. Why are these flower pots here.
What? - Anekta, move these pots.
Don't worry. They're not in the field.
Whatever. If I said it, get it done. - Of course.
Vinay, come. - Yes, sir.
Who kept those pots there? Move them.
But... - Move them.
Ok, sir.
Setting! Move those pots.
Don't worry. Relax. I'll handle it. - Ok.
Ok. Come with me.
Sir, who was she?
Channels Executive producer. - Really?
Sir, why did she said to move the pots?
They weren't in the frame.
It's helplessness. - What?
If the channel finds out things get done without her help...
Yes. - She'll lose her job. - Right, sir.
Ok. - Go.
Sumana calling Ooro.
Next episode is here.
If she hears the shooting sound...
Hi, Sumana. - Hi, Ooro.
I phoned to ask when can I give my resume to your CEO.
Just hold on. I'll check his schedule first.
Yes, fine. Why don't you come on...
...20th.
Ok. I'll come, Ooro. Thanks.
You're welcome.
Back to...
Hi. - Hi.
Subro, are you busy? - Yes, I'm on shooting. V ery busy.
I phoned to tell you that I talked to Ooro...
...and he called me on 20th to his office to meet his CEO.
Really? That's so sweet of him.
You know Ooro is very sweet.
He's better than me. - Yes, I can see that.
By the way when will you return home?
Disgusting! I hate it.
God!
You know you're making me passive smoker too.
You know the pollution level of this city.
Non-smokers too live like heavy smokers.
Ok.
You know I like one thing about Ooro.
He doesn't smoke.
He could. How would you know?
At least he doesn't smoke in front of me.
And he's decent enough not to smoke in front of a lady.
I accept that.
Ooro is very decent. Disciplined.
By the way, be careful. Reach on time on 20th in his office.
Don't worry. I'll be there. - Come on. It's time.
Good morning. - Good morning, sir.
Is it ready? - Yes, sir.
Who is CEO? - Sir, he'll play it.
Good. - Hello.
Dialogues. - I remember, sir.
Hello. I'm just leaving.
Good. V ery good. Leave.
Position. - Yes, sir.
Just remember... - Yes.
This... before our heroine Rimjhim and Rohit enter...
...there is a first scene. Ok? - Yes.
We'll show the maze of the office. - Yes, sir.
A character will come. Sumana. Small character. - Yes, sir.
She'll meet CEO.
We'll just establish that CEO is very busy. - Ok.
But sir, who will play marketing manager?
You didn't introduce that artist.
I'll play it.
His name will be Obrojit.
I'm Subrojit, he'll be Obrojit.
You, sir? Fantastic.
I already said that you've star material.
You should play the lead role.
If you say in other serial lead role for you...
Ok, sir.
By the way, the character of Sumana who comes for interview...
She's a new girl.
Listen. - Yes. - Don't do her make up.
Yes. - Ok?
We'll try candid. V ery natural. - Ok.
She shouldn't know we're shooting her.
Or she'll become conscious. - Right? - Yes.
It means just like Satyajit Style. Right?
Don't go so deep.
Just candid. - Ok.
Start shooting when she comes. - Ok, sir.
Ready?
She came. Action.
Hi, Sumana. - Hi.
Right on time. Impressed.
Yes. What's going on here? - Nothing.
Is there a shooting? - Our company is making a corporate film.
So today they're covering routine activities of the office.
Come. - So many cameras.
Why are they shooting me?
No. They're not shooting you, but me.
Just ignore them. Ok?
Come. I'll introduce you to CEO.
But please, he's very busy.
Give him the resume and... - Yes, why not? Sure.
Come. This way.
Yeah. I'm leaving.
I'll be there in another 20 minutes.
Yeah. I'm on my way. - He's very busy.
Ok. See you.
Hmm! Yeah. - Sir.
She's Sumana Rai Chaudhary. I told you about her.
Good morning, sir. - Good morning, Sumana.
Sorry I can't tell you to sit. - I know.
I've to rush for my press conference at Taj.
It's ok, sir. - That's all right, sir.
I just wanted to give you my resume. - Sure.
By the way, you could've given it to Obrojit.
V ery nice. V ery nice.
I'll surely call you very soon.
Ok. - Ok, bye. And...
...serve her tea or something.
Sure, sir. Thank you, sir.
Ok. Welcome.
Fantastic. What a great shot!
Cut it.
You told me that he has a good rapport with her CEO.
Then why are you tense?
I'm not tense.
Then? Confused?
I'm not confused.
Sangeeta, I'm angry.
With whom? - I don't know.
Then tell me the reason of your anger.
I've no reason.
I don't know... I mean...
I'm clueless.
Tell me, how is your Aryan? When is he coming to India?
Sumana, the Aryan whom you never met...
...with whom you've just talked on phone...
...suddenly why are you so interested in him?
What's the matter?
Matter? How could you think of it? You're my friend.
He's my boy friend. It's as simple as that. Ok?
The matter is that you're in Lalaji.
No... with Aryan? Are you mad?
No.
With Subro or with Ooro.
Two birds...
...with hopes...
...are flying somewhere.
We'll make a home for ourselves.
I came on your call...
Yes.
Ooro. Subro.
Hello. - Hi. Sumana here.
Yes. I know because I recognize your voice.
Do you know I went to Ooro's office yesterday?
But there were shooting a corporate film.
So I gave my resume to his CEO.
I know. Because I'm Ooro.
Yes.
Ooro, hi.
Brother is in the bathroom. Tell me.
Then tell your brother to phone me.
Why?
Doctor has told you not to talk to me.
No, it's not like that.
But...
Tell me, when will your CEO call me for an interview?
In a week or two. He went to Delhi for three days.
Oh! I see.
But don't worry. Your work will be done.
I'm here.
Brother is here.
Phone.
Sumana. Talk to her.
Hi, Sumana. Yes.
Hi. - What's this?
Long time no see. Where are you?
What to do? I've busy schedule. V ery hectic.
How do you manage to work so much?
Don't you get anxious under constant pressure?
It has its own high. Come and see the shooting yourself.
Just hold on. Someone is here. - Ok.
Just hold.
Surprise.
I thought of surprising both of you.
What a surprise!
Yes.
Any problem. No...
No problem. - Yes.
May I come in? - Yes.
Ok. Sure?
Yes. Come.
Yes...
Can I get some milk?
Cat spilled my milk.
Cat? - Yes.
Where is Ooro?
You came to investigate. - Ooro.
Ooro. - Lf you'd phoned, grocer would've sent tons of milk.
I know you came to check me.
Ooro.
Ooro? What do you mean?
Ooro. Look. He's here.
He's here. Right is Ooro and left is Subro.
But where is Ooro? - Where is he?
Where is Ooro? He left. - But he was here.
He left so quickly. - When I...
When I was talking on phone, he left.
Isn't it a nice photo?
I'll phone him. He tells me that I don't talk to him.
I'll bring milk.
I'II... yes. Phone him.
Oh no! If it rings...
Phone him.
Yes. You may phone him!
I can't connect. I'm trying for long.
Really? - Yes.
It's unavailable.
Strange! - Thank you. - It could be network problem.
This is for you too. - It's possible, but...
Thanks.
Don't thank me for such a small thing.
No. - You can take more.
No. For not offering me tea and giving me whole liter packet.
Oh! I'm sorry.
In fear... I mean in excitement I forgot to offer tea.
You came to ask for milk so... - Don't worry.
It's ok. I know I took your lot of time and... - Yes. No.
You're getting late to go to office. - It's ok.
Never mind. Tomorrow my house. Dinner.
Tomorrow is my birthday and I'll not take any excuses. Ok.
And both of you've to come. You and Ooro.
I repeat... - Sure. - Yeah.
Yes. - Ok. - Yes.
Are you... - No, we'll come.
Ooro and I'll come.
Ok. Yes. - We'll come.
Not just two of us but if I've another...
...brother I'll bring him too.
V ery funny.
But we're just two. We'll come.
Wasn't it nice?
Now Juhi Chawla.
Good idea.
Ok. Juhi Chawla. - Juhi Chawla.
From film 'One Two Ka Four'. - Yes.
Wow!
Who is this young lad?
Is he your younger brother?
Constable, can I come to settle your house?
I can make 150 dishes.
And 200 devotional songs.
V ery good!
Wow! Great!
Mind blowing. - Thank you.
Now last. Last is Madhubala.
Yeah! - Madhubala. - Greetings.
Mughal-e-Azam. - Yeah.
Ok.
Thank you.
This maid expected this from the generous king.
Wow! - Thank you.
Great!
Just praising won't do.
Give me something to drink too. - Yes, one minute.
I'll get something. - Beer too.
Excuse me. - I mean no beer.
V ery smart.
Oh!
Hey! - Happy birthday, Sumana.
Thank you.
Tell me, are you Subro or Ooro?
Who can come on time on Sumana's birthday?
Ooro. - Come on.
You still can't differentiate.
I'm Subro.
Sorry.
Anyway, you've not yet cut the cake.
How could I? You've just arrived.
Friend, let's cut the cake. Hurry up. I've left shooting.
I've to return. I'm wearing shooting costume.
Ok, wait. Let Ooro come.
So say that you were waiting for Ooro.
I was happy for no reason.
It's not like, Subro.
You sit. I'll get cold drinks.
Karuna Sindhu. - Yes.
I think Ooro is needed here more than me.
I'll leave.
Subro. Wait a minute.
Uncle, what happened? - Subro left.
I'll stop him. Stay here.
Subro. - Uncle, listen.
Uncle.
Subro must've taken the lift. Let's take the stairs.
Where are you? - Go slowly.
Where... - Uncle...
Uncle, wait.
Subro. Watchman. Stop him.
Subro. Subro.
Subro. Subro, stop.
Hey, driver. Stop the car. - Sir, left.
How could he leave?
I don't know.
He's here.
Hi.
Hello.
What are you doing here?
That... Subro left in anger.
Subro left.
Yes. - Subro left. - That's better.
I mean after all why did he leave.
What happened?
I don't know. Let's go upstairs.
I mean... - We should not waste this beautiful evening.
Of course. - Yes, please.
Please come.
Ooro.
Subro, there is a message on your mobile.
Subro is avoiding me too these days. - I don't know why.
Forget me. Now Ooro is there.
You can cut the cake.
Everything all right.
Yeah.
Let's cut the cake.
Yes of course. Sure.
Sohini. Where is Sohini?
Yes, sir. - Sohini!
Next 3 episodes. - Shooting should go on day and night. - Ok.
Come on. Hurry up. Come on.
Yes, Sumana?
Hi, Subro.
How are you?
I know you're very busy and angry with me too.
But I've a request.
Can you meet me for at Calcutta Club for an...
...exclusive Bengali dinner this evening?
Bengali cuisine.
And otherwise your favorite dish.
Whatever you say, but just you and me.
And Ooro?
Subro, come on.
Please meet me. Ok?
Calcutta Club. 7.30.
Are you falling in Lalaji?
Just give it a thought.
Before you say I Lalaji you.
I Lalaji you.
Are you falling in Lalaji?
Just give it a thought before you say I Lalaji you.
I Lalaji you.
Are you falling in Lalaji?
Just give it a thought before you say I Lalaji you.
I Lalaji you.
Are you falling in Lalaji?
Just give it a thought before you say I Lalaji you.
I Lalaji you.
Think hard before exchanging hearts.
Lalaji is sweet but risky.
Think hard before exchanging hearts.
Lalaji is sweet but risky. - Are you falling in Lalaji?
Just give it a thought before you say I Lalaji you.
I Lalaji you.
Tread carefully on the path of Lalaji.
Don't lose yourself in this intoxication.
Lalaji is sweet but risky.
Think hard before exchanging hearts.
Lalaji is sweet but risky.
Are you falling in Lalaji?
Just give it a thought before you say LOvE.
I Lalaji you.
Are you falling in Lalaji?
Just give it a thought before you say LOvE.
I Lalaji you.
I Lalaji you, Subro.
Ah...
Wait.
What?
I Lalaji you too.
But...
I'm not Subro, but Ooro.
What?
You brothers are incorrigible!
What did I do?
Brother was stuck in shooting.
So what happened is that your phone wasn't reachable.
So he told me to come and tell you...
Why didn't you tell me before that you're Ooro?
If you put sweets in my mouth, how can I talk?
Anyway I thought it was a good opportunity. - I could propose you.
We're twins. Same... - Shut up!
I'm better than him. What do you think? - Just shut up! Ok?
Stupid brothers!
Ok. I'll write my episode.
Stop here. Take this.
Keep the change.
It's ok. Keep the change.
Idiotic!
Both are brothers are so sly.
It won't work, madam.
Shut up!
What do you know?
Madam, I know.
This lift isn't working. It's broken.
You've to take the lift.
I don't know...
...why I got stuck between them?
Hi, Sumana. - Hi.
Right on time.
Yes, I'm leaving.
I'll be there in another 20 minutes.
Yes. I'm on my way. Come on.
Ok, see.
Yes.
She's Sumana Rai Chaudhary. I'd told you.
I can't ask you to sit. - I know.
Wow, Sumana!
You too got addicted to acting.
You're acting in serial.
Miss Mirchandani, acting...
This is Subro's serial.
He has made a great drama.
Do you know hero Rohit meets his heroine as his twin brother?
And heroine doesn't even know.
Ok?
But now heroine has found out.
And she'll whack the hero.
I know you're upset.
I'm sorry. I couldn't come last night for dinner.
The shooting got over late. What do I do?
Sorry.
You're talking to me?
Come on, Sumana. Stop joking. I'm serious.
I... I just couldn't come.
Sumana? Oh I see.
It seems you're making the mistake others make too.
I'm not Sumana.
I'm her twin sister Pornima.
I came from Delhi last night.
Nice to meet you.
So... where is Sumana?
With Ooro.
Ok? - Yes.
You mean that...
I hate you.
I'm sorry. - I hate you.
I'm sorry. - You lied to me... - Listen.
I'm sorry. - What's the use of apologizing now?
I hate you. Why did you lie?
I swear I'm sorry. - You bothered me. - Madam...
I wasn't there.
What do you think of yourself? You were lying to me.
You were fooling me. I hate you.
Sumana. - So?
I hate you too.
Tell me... - No.
Hey. - No.
Hey.
Yes. Yes.
Subro, what's this?
You always say you smoke when you feel Ioneliness.
Now I'm here so why do you smoke. - Dear, my Ioneliness...
...is gone as you've come but my tension has increased.
I'm increasing your tension.
No. Not you. I'm sorry.
It's not so.
My story stopped on 26th episode.
It ended.
It ended before interval, what should I do?
Hey, excuse me.
The girl has agreed to marry...
...but you're thinking of your serial.
You don't understand. - I do.
I don't know what to do.
Good. - God, help me.
You won't understand.
Fool, this girl is right.
Forget the serial and prepare to get married.
I'm here.
And you?
You too go and enjoy popcorn and ice cream.
We'll be back after the break.
I am a fairy. Don't touch me.
Subro. Subro.
Good morning. - Good morning.
What's this girl doing with you? Is everything fine?
Oh, miss Mirchandani! I was with Subro since last night.
It means whole night both of you... oh my God!
You're more bold than Kamini of Kasoor Kiska.
Sumana, this isn't right. Don't tease her.
Give all the details to miss Mirchandani.
What will you tell me now? Entire episode ended.
Lnow will you tell me title sequence.
Now tell all that to Karuna Jagatpati.
When he finds out that you two...
Oh no!
He's congratulate us on our marriage.
Marriage? - Yes.
Whose marriage? - We got married.
Cong... congratulations.
Wait.
Ah... - Thank you.
When? Why did you marry?
What's this?
What's this? Why did she...
Hey. Sumana, you're doubting me because of her.
I'd to get suspicious you, Shu.
Till today everything was fine, but it stopped suddenly.
And you're saying that you can't think of further tracks.
What's this?
Shu, tell me the truth.
Were you writing these episodes or someone else?
Yes, madam. No... I was writing u
I swear. You've seen my credentials.
It happens sometimes, madam.
It's just a writer's block.
I need some time. I'll get over it.
To hell with this Anekta Kapoor! - She wants twist in the story.
From where can I bring the twist?
She shouldn't taken hero of 60's.
She would've got twist. Should I break my head?
Oh God!
Hello.
I told you many times not to call God for such small things.
He's busy with terrorism.
This is my department. Phone me directly.
Tell me. What do you want?
Look, please come after informing or I'll get heart attack.
I got stuck with the story of my serial. - I don't know what to do.
Yes, but your life is going on well.
You got such a beautiful wife that you liked.
If the serial won't work, my house will get stuck too.
What will I do then?
You gave me the idea to start.
Now tell me how to move it further. - Tell me. Please.
Ok.
Yes. Go to Goa.
What's this idea? Why should I go to Goa?
Fool, whenever a writer gets lost for ideas...
...and he wanders in the darkness, then he goes to Goa.
It seems that ideas hang from trees instead of coconuts there.
Oh! - Go to Goa.
Oh! Idea!
Coming.
Hi. - Hi.
What happened?
Is everything fine?
Tell me.
Why are you so upset? Why?
Want water? I'll get it.
Tell me. Just a minute.
What happened? Got any idea.
Sumana, I can't think of anything.
Shall we go to Goa? - Why?
Friend, we'll go on honeymoon and I might get an idea.
Subro... - I know you won't get leave.
I know it.
No, Subro. I want to say something to you. Listen.
Do you know today my general manager called me? - Why?
No. He wants to send me to London for a month.
For a training course British Pharmaceutical...
And you want to go. - No. No. No.
No.
Subro, are you mad?
You won't get such chance again. You must go.
Yes. - Yes.
Hello. - Hello, madam.
Yes, I've a small request.
Tell me, Shu.
Madam, to write further episodes I want to go to Goa. May I?
Shu, you can even go to Timbaktu.
But think of such a twist in our story that...
...all the other episodes should be surpassed.
Hi. Subrojit Chakravarty. Single room.
Viva Goa.
Come. Idea! Drop on me.
You should say that it's hot.
Coffee is hot, so blow before you drink.
Enjoy life in a leisure pace.
Nice.
Yes. You're right. I didn't realize...
...coffee is hot.
I mean coffee is quite hot.
It got burnt.
Sorry, by the way I'm Subro.
A writer by profession and poet by choice.
I'm a vagabond at heart.
Think I'm like a drifting cloud.
Wow! V ery nice. Coincidentally I'm a writer too.
But I liked you poetic style.
Yes. - Thank you.
By the way, you look confused and perplexed.
You seen to be stuck in a problem.
You're a writer. You may understand.
Writer's block. I write Tv serials. I got stuck in plot.
I think you should go outdoor.
There is a Goa Church nearby. Go there.
Drop on me, Ideas!
Hello. Hello. Sumana!
Sumana, what are you doing here? What happened?
Sumana, come on. What happened? Tell me.
Visa problem? Flight got cancelled...
...or punctured? What happened?
Why are you so angry? Tell me what happened?
Excuse me. Keep your hands to yourself.
And I'm not your Sumana.
Then you're not Sumana?
Yes.
My name is Mohak (beautiful).
You're beautiful.
But what's your name? - Excuse me.
My name is Mohak, not description.
You know what happened is that you're like my wife.
I mean you look so much like my wife...
...not completely, but so much that I got deceived.
I thought you're my wife.
Actually strange! I didn't know it happens I real life.
Laugh as much as you want!
First I made you my idea now you're doing the same.
So are you alone or with someone?
I'm alone right now.
And as usual my husband is on tour.
So where are you staying in Goa?
Hotel Neelam.
It's a day of coincidence.
I never saw so much coincidence.
I'm staying there too by coincidence.
How strange! Right.
I know. - So if you don't mind I'm returning to hotel...
...I can give you lift in my car.
Yeah. Sure.
Just give me a minute. I need to smoke.
Sorry. Do you smoke?
No.
Sure.
I quit.
You know my darling wife Sumana hates it. So I quit.
You... you smoke regularly.
No, only sometimes.
My husband hates cigarette. So I don't smoke in front of him.
How sweet! You're very bold.
What's there to be bold?
I mean every woman should get her freedom.
Absolutely. I agree.
So keeping this thought in mind, if you dine with me...
...then you shouldn't mind. Your husband won't mind. Right?
What's relation between dinner and husband?
Nothing. - I can always come for dinner.
Fantastic. So for that we should leave.
Come. - Ok.
Come on. Come.
Wait a minute. Coming.
God knows who is there.
Oh hi! - Hi!
Oh! How come you're here?
How did you find my room number?
Oh! From reception, of course.
I read it in your eyes.
You look like a flirt.
Why don't you sit for sometimes? Be my guest.
Ok, I won't flirt with you but talk directly.
This... you... you get ready for dinner.
Yeah. Give me a minute.
I'll be back quickly.
Of course.
Don't take too long.
Subro, can you please answer the call for me?
Yes. Of course. Anything for you.
Hello.
Sir, I'm calling from reception.
Yes.
Sir, I'd to request madam to make advance payment.
Advance payment. I'll tell her.
Let's go far...
Who had phoned?
From reception.
They were asking for advance.
Oh, advance. I completely forgot.
Oh no! Oh God!
Oh! Mohak. Shall we go for dinner? We're getting late.
Yeah! Just give me a minute.
What happened?
Something happened? - I can't find money...
Why not? You can't find money.
How could it? - I'd one Lakh.
One Lakh. You lost it. How? - I don't know.
I'd it before I went to bath. It disappeared.
One minute. Are you trying to say...
I was in the room when you went to bathe. Did I stole money?
Do you want to frisk me? You want to call the police. - No.
Relax please. It's ok.
Maybe I dropped it and someone took it. - It's possible.
But... - Mohak, don't worry. Tell me if I can help you.
What can you...
Tell me... - Can you help me?
Can you give me one Lakh rupees? - One Lakh.
No, I know it's too much.
Coincidence. One more coincidence!
I've one Lakh rupees right now in my room.
Oh! Thank you. - Come to my room...
I'll give you one Lakh rupee.
Ok.
You're looking very nice.
Thank you. - By the way, your one Lakh rupee.
Thank you so much.
Just thank you won't do, Miss Mohak.
What do you mean?
This... before taking one Lakh rupee...
...at least you must...
...tell me what can you do for me in return of these money?
Ah! What exactly do you mean?
I mean, as long as I'm here in Goa, in this hot weather...
...you'll stay with me as my companion.
Do you know what you're saying?
Exactly. I'm saying exactly what you're thinking.
How sick! I thought you were a gentleman.
I'll be gentle. - Aren't you ashamed to even ask me?
You cheap!
Just a minute. Enough!
I was just kidding, Sumana.
Hey, Mr. Subrojit Chakravarty.
I told you not to call me Sumana.
Ok, I'm sorry, Sumana...
I won't say that. I'll say, I'm sorry, Mohak.
Ok, let's go for dinner.
To hell with your dinner.
Ok. Stop.
I stole your money. Take it back.
I wanted to make you accept you're my wife.
So I stole. Take it.
What do you mean? You stole my money.
Thank God I didn't lodge a complain in the police.
Do you know if I'd been your wife...
...I wouldn't have forgiven you?
I thought you were decent, but you're a thief.
What? I'm not a thief. I'm returning your money.
Friend, get lost. I don't want dinner now.
When the entire world sleeps, this happens here.
No. You're getting it wrong.
Nothing like that is happening here.
Actually we're husband and wife.
She's my husband, no wife... - He...
We'd a dispute. We were going to start pillow fight.
He's lying. He's not my husband.
He invited me for dinner and then acted cheaply.
Do you know he's even a thief?
He stole my money and wants to help me now.
This... - Idiot!
Anyway, my money.
Thank you.
Idiot.
Tread carefully in this world.
There is illusion and deception at every step.
My foot!
Has Sumana gone mad?
Oh! God!
What's the matter, Subro?
Oh God! No! Why did you come?
I said oh God as I got hurt. Not for TRP.
It's not a TRP problem. I've only one problem now.
My personal life is...
Your personal life isn't diff from your show.
I know. You did it all.
But this time it's all messed up.
My personal is totally disrupted like an earthquake.
This isn't earthquake but your episode number 28.
Right.
Keep shooting continuously.
The way our show's TRP is increasing...
...we'll surely get this slot. - Of course, madam.
But the only problem is we're still little behind schedule.
Hi! Good evening, madam.
Fantastic episodes.
You're a genius, Shu.
Thank you.
How did you get this new thought?
Is there a new writer?
You're right. A big writer is writing it.
Whatever and whoever. I don't care.
But Shu, this episodes are getting late.
And shooting is behind schedule.
So just hurry up a little.
Yes, of course. I'm trying my best.
I like it, you know.
It was nice.
Mr. Subro, come.
Sir, don't be so angry with us.
You ignored us.
No. It's nothing like that.
Hello. Miss Mohak.
Hi, Subrojit.
I think you're still angry with me.
I'm really sorry. That...
No. For what?
I'm absolutely fine.
I got my money.
Right. - Let bygones be bygones.
Be seated. Sandwiches are very tasty.
Taste them.
You always talk in rhymes.
I'm a poet. I like to write poems.
By the way, there isn't ban on creativity.
Then you're here on holiday.
A film is made on my novel.
Shooting is going on here. I'm here for that.
You... you surely must hate Tv and films. Right?
No. I Lalaji shooting.
And I like television.
Then come with me. I'm going there.
Oh, why not? Let's go. I'm ready.
Come. Let's go. - Yes.
Bye. - Bye.
Bye, Subrojit.
Bye, Miss Mohak.
Bye.
You always talk in rhymes. - Yes.
Life is a burden and punishment without poems.
You too try it. It's fun.
No, no.
Hey, please try. What's the harm?
Ok. Everyone can try.
I too rhymed.
004487.
Hello.
Subro. Sumana here.
Hi. Hi, Sumana.
Hi. How are you?
I'm fine. How are you?
I'm also fine.
And... why didn't you activated your roaming phone?
I was trying phone for long.
Sorry, honey. I didn't get time to activate roaming.
Anyway, you can call me on local SIM.
Yes. Sure.
And listen. How is London?
London is beautiful. But I don't like it without you.
Isn't it? You should've taken me along.
What would've happened of the girl you're romancing now?
Who is she? Who is here?
Who... - Dear, I'm talking about your script.
I know you still have it on your lap.
Yes, you're right.
How is work going on? Did you write something?
Yes. I wrote. I got an interesting twist in the story.
I got it. - All the best. Bye. I'll call you soon.
Yes. Ok. I Lalaji you.
I Lalaji you too. Bye. - Bye.
Ok. - Ok, fine.
Bye. - Bye. - See you.
Come, dear.
Who is there... Hi, Mohak.
Hi. What a coincidence!
Hi, Subrojit.
Where are you coming from? - What? - I mean...
Anyway... so how is your life?
Oh, fantastic you know! - Yeah?
Brij. He's wonderful. And he's...
...an excellent company. - How sweet!
I know. - How nice.
Let's drink coffee.
No, you know I'm tired.
I need to take a shower. Maybe later.
Ok, never mind. We'll dine in my room.
Sorry, Subro. But you know today Brij has called me.
And he's taking me out for lunch.
And he'll come to my room for dinner.
Yes... - He'll dine in your room.
And lunch.
Ok. - Yes. I'm so sorry. I know you're feeling bad.
But I would've called you too.
But you know two is company and three is...
What was it?
Three is... crowd. - Yes.
Yes. But don't worry. I'll surely take lunch with you.
But some other day. Ok?
And wherever you say.
Ok. - Ok.
Bye. - Bye.
Brij is a nice company.
Brij is taking me to dinner! You fool!
Thank you.
What happened? Eat it.
I don't know why my brains say that you're Sumana.
But my heart says that you can't be Sumana.
Listen to your heart.
By the way, your brains not in place. Lalaji
You're repeating the same thing.
I've lost my mind. Or else Sumana is nothing compared to you.
Sumana is so... conservative.
She can't be like you.
What can't she do like me? What are you trying to say? I'm...
That... your affair with the poet.
Something is burning.
But I'm eating lunch with you.
Exactly. Lunch with someone and dinner with someone else.
What's going on with Brij?
Brij, none of your business. Talk about yourself.
Ok. What if I say I want to...
...spend the night with you?
Then I'll say that you're innocent.
Do you think you're my lover?
No God darn it! I'm your husband.
Excuse me. Didn't I say I'm not your Sumana? - Ok. - Ok.
And you can go go hell.
She... hey!
You are my wife. You're my life.
Don't be angry, beloved. Listen to me.
Don't make me restless.
You can test me. Not just heart...
...you can take my life too, but come close.
Don't be angry, beloved. Listen to me.
Don't make me restless.
You can test me. Not just heart...
...you can take my life too, but come close.
You are my wife. You're my life. - Are you mad?
You are my wife. You're my life.
I forged a bond of Lalaji with you.
The promise of Lalaji is for ever.
Even my God knows that I'm for you.
Now we won't separate. Try me.
Don't be angry, beloved. Listen to me.
Don't make me restless.
You can test me. Not just heart...
...you can take my life too, but come close.
You are my wife. You're my life.
My Lalaji, trust me.
I've come to give up my life for you.
I will fight the world. I can sacrifice my life.
I will do as you say, tell me your wish.
Don't be angry, beloved. Listen to me.
Don't make me restless.
You can test me. Not just heart...
...you can take my life too, but come close.
You are my wife. You're my life.
Don't be angry, beloved.
You are my wife. You're my wife.
You'll hear the echo of this slap Sumana.
Cobra.
Hello. - Hello Cobra Sindhu.
Karuna Sindhu.
Subro, where are you?
Goa.
On honeymoon. V ery good.
Honeymoon is a nice thing.
And how is Sumana?
She's fine. In London.
She's in London and you're in Goa.
So you're using internet for honeymoon.
Great! Technology has advanced so much.
Karuna Sindhu, it hasn't advanced so much.
Anyway, I need your help. Come to Goa.
But son, I'm a bachelor.
How can I help you in your honeymoon?
Yes, if you say I can send a book for you.
Honeymoon on internet.
Karuna Sindhu. Will you listen to me. - What?
I mean I'm missing you.
Come to Goa.
Ok, I'll come to Goa tomorrow.
Tell me if you want anything. I'll get it.
Nothing special. You've to bring a small thing.
Thing? What?
He's here.
Oh! Come.
Good. Thanks for coming.
I brought what you asked for. - V ery good.
Why is she in veil?
She thinks she's a big star.
Does she wear dresses like stars too?
I doubt your intentions. - What happened?
You go on honeymoon without your wife...
...and ask me to bring such a thing.
Please. Have mercy, Karuna. - Calm down.
I'll tell you in the room. I've booked a room for you.
Come. - Ok, let's go.
How sweet of you!
Subro. Mr. Subro.
Oh! Hello. - I didn't even see you.
What's the matter? You look angry even today.
No. It's nothing like that.
I thought maybe you two need some privacy so...
Oh! We thought you need privacy.
No, no.
Won't you introduce us to your friend?
I forgot. So sorry.
Riya. He's Brij Bhushan Matondkar.
How are you? - Hi.
And she's Mohak.
Oh. - She's Mohak. She's so beautiful.
And both of them are just friends.
And Riya is my special friend.
Oh wow!
I wanted to tell her something special for many days.
I thought today is a special occasion so I should tell her.
Hey! This is the right time for the right deed.
And beauty is here too.
And the hurdle of the path is away too.
Not hurdle, but a slap.
Bye. - Bye. - Bye.
Hey, Subro.
Subro. Why are you here?
How come you're here?
I'm on holiday. Switzerland and France is too crowded.
Sumana is with you too.
You're on honeymoon with your wife.
No, I'm not Sumana. I'm Mohak.
Oh! She changed her name after marriage.
Same problem. I'm neither Sumana nor his wife.
Yes. - Yes.
And who are you?
I'm Brij... - He's... - Her friend.
Yes. - You?
I'm Karuna Sindhu. Their friend.
Friend... - Just a minute.
Did they two fight?
Believe her. She's telling the truth.
She's not Sumana, but Mohak.
What are you doing?
Come. Let's go.
Yes, sure. - Come. - Let's go.
Let's also go. - Bye.
Enjoy your special day.
Ok. - Bye.
Bye.
Oh God! The story is just like a movie.
Hello. Yes. There is one more twist in the story.
I don't want to stay here or work with you.
Pay me. I'm leaving.
What's the problem? You'll get your money.
First let the work finish.
Work? What a work you've?
Tha old many brought me here to give lead role in a serial.
He told me that if you do real life...
...acting you'll get the chance.
But now I feel that you're using me for your benefit.
And you're definitely up to something.
But now I won't work for you. I'm leaving.
No. Wait. You want money.
Take your money. What more do you want?
Hello.
It seems action replay is going on.
No. It's nothing like that. You're getting it wrong.
Actually I was telling her about...
...the confusion with Miss Mohak.
I threw money like that and you came. And you came again.
He's lying.
He brought me here for audition.
He's using me to make you jealous.
By feigning Lalaji in front of you.
But I won't stay here.
Give my money. I said give my money, man.
You liar!
Subro, what is wrong with you?
What's with you? What are you doing?
You... you... you know very well why I'm doing all this.
What and why are you doing this? I don't get it.
I can't understand you. What's the problem?
When I'm in front of you, you miss your wife.
And when I'm not there, you follow me.
Ah... I think you should see a psychiatrist.
I seriously think you should.
This... this...
Beauty always doubts Lalaji.
Forget it. They've this right too.
Bye.
Mad! I'm not mad all of you're mad.
I tell you, there are so many twists in the story.
Hang up. I'll call you later.
Hi. - Forgive me.
Why?
I thougth you were Sumana. - No problem.
Believe me. She's just like you.
I know. I've been seeing it for some days now.
Subro must be in illusion.
Yes, right.
But he got the lesson soon.
Sumana, how are you?
I'm fine. You?
Hello.
I'm fine.
How are you episodes going on?
V ery well.
The new twist in the story has created a sensation.
Yes. There is lots of suspense.
But... on one point...
...that now the time has come...
...to expose the secret.
Yes, yes.
Hello. Hello.
Hello. I can't hear you, Sumana. - What?
Hello. - Yes.
Hello. - I can hear you. Speak up.
Hello. Hello. - What are you saying? - Hello.
There is network problem.
Hey, you?
Subro, what are you rambling? - Hello. - How did you come out?
Hello. - Excuse me. What are you doing here? - Hello.
You're peeping in my room.
Subro... - Do you want to steal something again?
Who is it, Subro? What is she talking about?
Who? Nothing. People are fighting far away. No.
Nobody is fighting.
Whom are you talking to? I'm in front of you. - Hello.
Whom are you talking to? - Please. - What?
What? - Not to you. - Hello.
Please. - Tell me, what are you doing here?
Hello. Are you peeping in a girl's room? - No.
No. I wasn't peeping.
You were peeping in my room yet you lie.
Hello. - What do you want from my room? Tell me.
What is this?
Hello.
Sumana.
Yes. She's your Sumana. So tell her...
...what you're doing? First you tried to make me your wife.
Who is this girl? - And later you brought Riya.
Hello. - Stop rambling. What's your problem?
What's going on? - No.
Yes, yes. - No.
Tell her. The voices are coming from Tv. - Tv?
Someone was watching serial.
Now channel is changed. Spiderman is coming.
No. I'll tell Sumana what you're up to. - Listen.
Listen to me.
Subrojit Chakravarty, no need to tell me.
I understood everything.
No! - Now I'm disconnecting.
No. - Shut up! Go to hell. - What this?
Shut up! Now you know that I'm not your Sumana.
Yeah! - It's very great! - Thank you.
Give it to me. Yes.
Thank you. - Give sweets.
Congratulations, Anekta. - Thanks. Nandita, we've done it.
The next slot is also ours.
But Subro hasn't send the script of 52nd...
...episode and tomorrow is telecast.
Ok. I'll tell him just now.
Hello, madam.
We've done it. Ye.
The TRP of your show has made such a record...
...that people are eagerly waiting for the 52nd episode.
I want a sensational climax.
And such a climax should surpass all the other serials. Yes.
And now just go out and chill.
You've done a fantastic job.
Thank you, madam. - Ok, Shu.
But you remember that 52nd episode will be telecast tomorrow.
But you've not yet send me the episode.
Listen, Shu.
I know you're stressed out. But I want that episode somehow.
Tomorrow we'll shoot and telecast...
...the episode by uplink from here. - So Shu...
...whatever it may be you must reach me the episode tonight.
Yes, sure.
Sure. I'II.
Yes. - Fine. And all the best.
Your story is interesting, Mr. Subro.
You made a legend of a real life.
You made viewers crazy.
Now I'm roaming like crazy myself, Mr. Brij.
You know the entire story yet you're laughing.
My life ended before climax.
52nd episode.
I can't write it. You do it.
But how can I write it?
What are you saying? You smoke so well.
You can write too.
I mean you say such nice poems...
...you can write it. It'll be done. Ok.
Ok. I'll write. But on one condition.
Tell me.
You won't read what I'll write.
I'll mail directly.
What? Writer won't read and episode will be mailed.
What are you saying?
It happens in Tv serials.
Surprise for you.
Yes, ok. But I've one condition too.
You know it's 52nd episode. It should be... - Sensational.
Yes. Sensational.
One more condition.
Even if it's not sensational, it should be mailed by 5 am.
Done. It will be mailed.
Coming.
Yes, Mohak. What do you want?
Mohak. Sumana, remember?
Oh my God! Yes. Goddess.
Oh my Goddess!
Sumana. You're here?
Why are you surprised to see me?
I'm not surprised. I'm very happy and excited.
You came from London suddenly.
Now that you're here, come in.
Where is she? Show me. Where did you hide her? - Who?
Mohak! - Mohak?
Yes. - Why will I hide Mohak here?
I don't know her. She's just an ordinary girl.
I know she's a girl.
I heard you on the phone. - What did you hear?
I thought... that... - What?
Room? What? - At night... - At night in my room...
No, dear. Not even once.
I didn't even tried. Honestly.
You tried to try... - No...
I hate you. You're such a cheap!
No, no. Sumana... - Yes. - Stop it.
I didn't cheat. I swear.
I'm confused ever since I came here.
If both of you're in the same place then... - Stop it.
She... both of you look so much similar that... - Shut up!
How long will do this drama of double role?
First you were in double role, then I? You're mad.
No, Sumana. I swear. I didn't do any double role this time.
One more lie. - No. - You can't prove your words.
I can do it. - No. - I can prove it. - No.
Yes. Thank God you came.
I'll prove it today.
What will you prove. - Come with me. - Subro.
She'll be dazzled. Now she'll believe me.
Dear, she's Mohak.
Mohak, open the door. See who is here.
Mohak.
Sir. - Mohak.
What?
Madam has checked out.
What? When? When did she check out?
This morning.
Never mind. Come here.
Look. Isn't it? Isn't it?
Same height. Same face. Only attire is diff.
Except glasses and tresses she is like the madam who was here.
Tell her that. Tell her. I too was confused.
He too got confused. - That madam looked very different.
You know that.
Lie. Lie. Why are you lying?
Why are you scolding him? It isn't his fault.
Liar!
He's lying.
It's not my fault.
Sumana. Sumana, he's lying. Why don't you understand me?
Please. I'm... Sumana, wait for me.
So sorry. Sorry.
Sumana! Sumana, you can't go like this.
Sumana, let me explain.
Sumana. Sumana, look. They're lying. Why don't you trust me?
I'm not lying. They're fooling you. - Sumana.
Your car will be punctured. Flight will be cancelled. Just come back.
Sumana. Oh God!
Sumana! My darling! Why did you leave me?
I can't drink without you. I mean I can't live without you.
Two lovers in the forest...
Hello.
It's Brij.
Brij. How are you?
I hope you're happy.
Tell me. How did you call?
Your 52nd episode is telecast. Watch it.
Serial of my life is off air.
Now what's the use of watching this episode.
Anyway, thanks for reminding.
I'll see and tell you. - Thank you.
It's taken the efforts of...
I'll prove. Look who has come to meet you.
Sir, this madam has checked out.
What are you saying?
Tell me, did you ever see this madam?
Why do you keep lying to me?
Isn't this madam just like madam Kumkum?
This...
That madam looks diff. You know it, sir.
Look carefully. - What can I do about it, sir?
You make either your double role or mine. I'm leaving.
This... this is
Listen to me. Please.
This... this...
Hi, Rohit. - Rimjhim, you're here at this time?
I came to give you good news.
Good news. - Yes.
Tell me quickly.
You're going to become a father.
Oh, Rimjhim! I Lalaji you so much.
I Lalaji you.
What?
What happened? Whatever you see is true.
You're going to become a father. - No.
Yes. - How?
I mean. Please...
Oh God!
You too... - Tell me.
Tell me the entire story in fast forward.
First egg or chicken came?
I mean, you'll tell me what and how you did all that.
First let me tell you that your plot was nice.
You confused me totally.
Laugh.
First of all I'm not Brij.
What?
I'm not what you think.
I'll explain clearly.
I'll explain everything in detail.
Please.
I'm Sangeeta's fiancée. My name is Aryan. - Oh!
I love to write. I travel for business.
So Mr. Subro...
To take revenge...
...Sangeeta and Sumana made a plan to go to London. - I see.
At that time you thought of going to Goa. - Yes.
But remember...
...more than revenge she wanted to help you out. - True.
She wanted to fill new colours in your story.
I see.
Take this. SIM card of London.
If you phone with this...
...Subro will believe that you're in London.
Second idea was of Sangeeta and mine.
As per that I met you as Brij.
We wanted to make your serial more interesting.
TRP should rise on telecast.
You'll got there as Brij Bhushan, writer cum tourist.
It seems your lover will get thrashed by them.
Nothing like that will happen. His show will be a hit.
I'm starting to understand the game.
But I don't get one thing.
When I was talking to Sumana on phone...
...and peeping in Mohak's room...
...Mohak has stopped me.
And Sumana was also on the phone. How did you do this?
Sangeeta can deceive anyone with her skill.
Not just Sumana, she can mimic our voice too.
Hello. Hi, Subro.
Hey, Sumana. How are you? - I'm fine. You?
Absolutely fine.
How are you episodes going on?
V ery well.
The new twist in the story has created sensation.
Ok. Congrats.
All of you fooled me.
But along with that you made my show a big hit.
So I forgive you all generously.
Come on, Subro. Do you've another choice?
You've to.
I Lalaji you.
I Lalaji you too.
Our Karuna was left out. He enjoyed all the drama secretly.
He acted as if he was Subro' friend.
On the other hand he gave all report to Anekta.
What?
You're wrong, Brij Bhushan.
I don't deceive my friends.
I'm a lover, but a spy.
Wow! - Well said.
Then with whom did you used to talk secretly?
That beauty is my dream girl.
I got it.
She's miss Mirchandani.
Right?
I said everything to her except one thing.
What?
I wanted to tell her, Mirchandani.
You're hot. I Lalaji you. - Hot?
But unfortunately I couldn't say so.
You said it.
Meaning.
Look there.
Idiot. Stupid! Fool!
Gone!
What were you saying? Tell me.
If you act like this, people will change the channel.
You want to say, I Lalaji you?
Even I Lalaji you.
Oh! Great! - It's done.
You are my wife. You're my life.
Don't be angry, beloved. Listen to me.
Don't make me restless.
You can test me.
Not just heart, take my life but come closer.
I will fight the world. I can sacrifice my life.
I will do as you say, tell me your wish.
Don't be angry, beloved. Listen to me.
Don't make me restless.
You can test me.
Not just heart, take my life but come closer.
Don't be angry, beloved.
You are my wife. You're my life.
You are my life.
Sometimes I saw in shade...
Sometimes I saw in sun...
Sometimes I saw in shade...
Sometimes I saw in sun...
I've seen life in diff forms.
It is filled with merriment and problems.
The season is erratic too.
What's this world?
Idiot box! Idiot box!
There is disloyalty in name of loyalty.
There is celebration and mourning too.
There is disloyalty in name of loyalty.
There is celebration and mourning too.
Relationships are shattered now.
There is fake Lalaji in very heart.
Trust is in danger.
What's this world?
Idiot box! Idiot box!
Everyone is estranged here.
Even kin is unaware of us.
Everyone is estranged here.
Even kin are unaware of us.
There is a mask on every face.
Eyes hold illusions.
There is dilemma too.
What's this world?
Idiot box! Idiot box!